"It's not uncommon for women getting out of prison to leave with a full goatee and unibrow, not to mention a "shag carpet," writes Deputy Clementine Johnson of Comedy Central's Reno 911. And while it's impossible to be high-maintenance in the slammer -- because beauty supplies are limited, and if you want someone to, say, do your hair, another inmate will be your stylist -- not all female inmates turn into unibrowed goons with flat hair and serious roots. At least if they follow these top ten helpful pointers.